Rag Land

Well it's been a crazy month so I have not blogged in awhile...yes I know I have let down all the people who read this...all two of you... Anywho, I am now in Texas, enjoying fun and hilarity and thought it was time to share what I've been doing.

Finally finished up with teaching preschool. I have determined that everyday closer to Christmas excites children exponentially. It can be best described with this formula: Excitement= 1/(days till Christmas) x 8,000,000. It suffices to say that I almost killed any number of these children as their ability to listen decreased in direct proportion to their building excitement. (NOTE: After all these e-mails, none of you will ever trust me with your children will you? No...then I have been successful...Our future my butt... I did however get some neat gifts, a bunch of hugs, and the most tresured thing of all...the look on the parents faces when they knew they had their children 24/7 for the next 4 weeks! It's a beautiful thing!

On Sunday we drove to Texas. I, being the strongest, most alert, and, arguably, sexiest person named Christopher in the car, got the coveted shift of 12:30-6:30 in the morning. Don't tell my family, but I was only awake for half of it. The beauty of Texas and Oklahoma is that you can set your cruise, go to sleep, wake up an hour later, and you're still on the road. Sure you may have hit a cow, sheep, or die-hard Republican...but no real loss. We finally got in safe and sound and are now doing all the family stuff you love to do every year and are glad happens only once a year!

So, needless to say, update your blogs with fun and hilarity or e-mail me. Cause if you don't...let's just say the noose is braided!